informal essays

My Valedictorian Speech (with original ending)

This post has moved to my non-music site. Here is the full valedictorian speech about Chuck Norris (with original ending).


Hello. I guess I’m supposed to give a speech now. I could talk about all that nice graduation stuff. You know, how we’ve been together all these years, and we’re approaching a new stage of our life, and looking back at all our memories and looking forward to the future. How we’ll miss each other. How we are encouraged to press on in the faith and not give up. But we’ve all heard that stuff a million times before, and there’s no way I could hope to add anything significant. So instead, I will turn to inspiration from the greatest legend of our time, Chuck Norris.